Will the sneaky twin please stand up?

I cannot believe it. The sneky twin has been going out with the girl for over a year now. WHOA. Congrats dude. Glad you found happiness.

Was taking to these rushian folks. Sasha and Pasha, also known as Alex and Paul, even though Paul thinks that you should never ask someone for his "translated name" as a name cannot be translated. So you can't go to Pedro and call him Peter, even though it is inherently the same.

So, i was taking about how Russian girls are hot and they were swooning about Singaporean girls( Hah) and one thing led to another and soon we were on the topic of redlight districts and transvestites. So i suggested that if they were really bored they should try going to Geylang and Orchard Towers. And Pasha looks at me with this serious face. "Is it safe?"

I told him that our definition of trying was different. I was just refering to "try going there to have a look" not "try having a fuck" Nonetheless he was amused when i told him that there were Russian girls in Geylang.

This reminds me of the time I was conversing with one of my dad's business associates from Denmark, and he was asked me what interesting things there are to do in Singapore....at night. I suggested that he tried the Night Safari.

When i told my dad, he said i was dumb.

Dream On

I was getting a foot massage from a girl when Jie En walked into my room. I told her that girls must be submissive. And i was trying to paint a picture of Man sitting in the midst of many women, being served like a king - with girls carrying grapes, a big palm branch etc etc.

Jie En looks at me and says : Dream on.

Let's do the world a favor

let's do the world a favor. buy scanteak.

Paying in coins

You get great satisfaction when you pay 63 dollars of gas...in coins

icecreamscoopsthesizeofyourboobs

I wonder what goes on in the mind of a girl who thinks that the ice cream scoops are the size of her boobs. Go figure.

Buena Vista: Wrong type of attention

Tried to look all manly. To be hones, I wanted some attention... and in the end the only I got was from a guy who was carrying a prada bag...and perhaps his male companion... Ah well...

Weird dream

Had a weird dream. It was in words. Not graphics, just words. It said that I should not think my resources first, then decide what i can get. I should think about what I want to get first, before trying to plan to increase my resources. Does this make any sense to anyone?

Tinaga was saying that if she were the president, then she would make everyday her birthday and declare everyday a holiday

julian: You will be voted out of office cause the country will lose it's productivity. Then you'll be in trouble cause everyone won't like you cause you make them lose their jobs and make them poor....*BORING*

Jie En: That's scary, you know. If it is your birthday everyday, then you'll become old very quickly. Can you imagine? It only takes 21days to become an adult.

Once again, I am silenced by the wisdom of an 11 year old.